Daily Archives: February 10, 2009

Throwing Up


I blame Eve, personally. If she’d just been able to refuse that apple, a lot of things would have been easier.  But then, God could have made it easier too, couldn’t He?  I mean, why could the Tree of Knowledge not have been an onion plant?  Who would have been tempted by a raw onion? … more


onion2I blame Eve, personally. If she’d just been able to refuse that apple, a lot of things would have been easier.  But then, God could have made it easier too, couldn’t He?  I mean, why could the Tree of Knowledge not have been an onion plant?  Who would have been tempted by a raw onion?  I think even Eve would have thought twice about biting in to a big, round, raw onion.  But I suppose God knew what He was doing, and I won’t question it too loudly, I just think that since He forsaw what was going to happen, He could have given her a fighting chance, you know?  An apple is like, curiosity. An onion is pure disobedience!  And look how it turned out. 

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